After the lengthy (and, regarding the escort jobs in Norway, especially important) description of the Kingdom of Norway we can finally talk about the wonderful geographic features of this beautiful country. It stretches along the Western side of the Scandinavian peninsula, and on land it shares borders with Russia, Sweden and Finland. Its shore is broken up by small islands and peninsulas, and the land is covered with hills and mountains, and fjords and glaciers. The eagle eyed escort ladies might notice straight away, that the shape of the country makes a flaccid circumcised penis come to mind, but this observation is irrelevant in geographic sense, especially as only a small portion of the country's population undergo such barbaric procedure.
If we want to examine the climate, then we can tell a lot of things just by looking at he country's location and features. Because it has a long shore the weather is mainly affected by the ocean, with lots of rainfalls and mild temperatures, which are higher in average in the south around Oslo, and lower in the north. The summers can be especially hot, even up to 25-30 degrees in Celsius, and from the fall it begins to cool down, the areas along the shore usually retain the warm weather a bit longer then inland. In the winter these areas are usually less cool than far from the shore, it can be as low as -40 degrees, and snow covers everything all the time, and in huge quantities. The most beautiful period is the spring, as all the snow melts in the mountains, and it falls under in the form of waterfalls, and this is a spectacular view to all the tourists and inhabitants who live and work in these areas!
If we move to the south of the Arctic circle, then the so-called Midnight Sun phenomenon can also be experienced, where the sun does not go down in the summer, and does not come up in the winter at all, everything is in darkness (just a hint for those who prefer the night sex to sex in daylight)! But if someone prefers the heat of the summer and normal sunny days, then Oslo seems like a better choice and its immediate surroundings, as one can always go outside Oslo to discover the beauties Norway's countryside has to offer, only for this very reason it is not worth moving to a hidden little village that is far away from the civilization (not talking about the lovely Oslo escorts and their rich clientèle – unless of course one accepts payments from Viking farmers given in mountain goats or chickens). On top of all this, the low population density causes depression, and no one wants to meet and spend time with sad and depressed escorts.